My tweets

[semiotic_pirate]

• Sun, 12:03: Math jokes are awesome #mathlove https://t.co/uoAVPPDZZg
• Sun, 12:05: This meme will never die #BoatyMcBoatface https://t.co/wrB82S6XCw
• Sun, 12:08: When an INTP draws a food web #ScienceMarch https://t.co/ycKnqzuHvm
• Sun, 12:09: I never had sleepovers... if I had, I would've wanted them to look like this https://t.co/Oy5Ab8JW0k
• Sun, 12:12: A capybara and some guinea pigs go on an adventure... to SAVE THE WORLD! https://t.co/KyJXLaceRl
• Sun, 12:19: Now this one is definitely @scalzi #ChurroRider https://t.co/UD35XIHsOj
• Sun, 12:20: Me, some days. #spoonielife https://t.co/RrwHLXtf1e
• Sun, 12:23: Ear worm AND a science joke! #ScienceMarch https://t.co/3xkjwJVfuy
• Sun, 12:23: Duuuuuuuuude! https://t.co/jjutNkluBt
• Sun, 12:28: Holds out a bunch of fluffy bunnies for my anxiety pals #spoonielife https://t.co/yXWrmNZcFi

• Sun, 12:29: In case my word nerd buds are feeling left out. https://t.co/e0VaaAUFPa
• Sun, 12:31: Oh Siri, don't be harshing my cheesy jokes 😁 https://t.co/UhjD1zcpeu
• Sun, 12:34: Hello poppets. Do you all remember this? Someone's pretty shop of our favorite Doctor *squish* https://t.co/jHwR1KmIRK
• Sun, 12:36: Somewhere, out there, these two puppers are still cuddling. #justsaying https://t.co/b2DHg7JIFa
• Sun, 12:38: Remember, remember, the Night of the Cowbells cc @deannaraybourn @BlakeLeyers https://t.co/GButVfqfzk
• Sun, 12:45: All of our bodies are beautiful. Don't believe anyone who tells you differently. #BodyBeautiful https://t.co/ph0ZKOZk12
• Sun, 12:47: Be loud. Be proud. Walk like you're a giant, irradiated, mutant lizard. https://t.co/kHC2Em5Ql4
• Sun, 12:56: Squad Goals https://t.co/xEA5re3qDJ
• Sun, 12:57: Movie I'd like to see: Aliens in Feudal Japan https://t.co/KiRRKtHh1J
• Sun, 13:08: It's all about the facepalms https://t.co/9Qe5I86H43

• Sun, 13:18: Just a reminder that you don't have to reinvent the wheel when baking cookies, either https://t.co/XHRC2z6S8S
• Sun, 13:24: Fair doesn't mean equal. We are morally obligated to create a fair and just world https://t.co/0tkJriH4yn
• Sun, 13:28: She persisted https://t.co/qGz6IjN2LO
• Sun, 13:33: That "reheat pizza on stovetop" has been around since (at least) 2014 #justsaying https://t.co/NIUVSfmsIZ
• Sun, 13:36: I gotta wonder if we'll see this move in the upcoming #WonderWoman movie... https://t.co/7e2Ch1qDke
• Sun, 13:39: My idea for interactively created story arcs https://t.co/6Kh308qhmY
• Sun, 13:51: A short poem I wrote to @duchessgoldblat, long ago https://t.co/BJWiMBqqIF
• Sun, 13:54: I wanna put a "don't hate, relate" tag on this like the moral skit at the end of a cartoon. #themoreyouknow https://t.co/r7aouOVt2H
• Sun, 13:57: When Autumn comes to rip out your heart, leaving it there to be covered in snow as she stalks away. https://t.co/1t9VEB5cAc
• Sun, 13:59: Concepts we need to remember; things to avoid doing if you don't want to be labeled a troll. https://t.co/zZXZ2CLJcl

• Sun, 14:01: When you find yourself thinking unkind, trolling thoughts... remember https://t.co/ujtKI7UQSX
• Sun, 14:22: Microstory that got no traction https://t.co/TokjCDrzvx
• Sun, 14:24: Someone needs to update this with 2020 (where's @darth when you need him?) https://t.co/Z70LQ1Tnmv
• Sun, 14:29: Insights into how science works #ScienceMarch https://t.co/AhHXkUvx2w
• Sun, 14:35: Women are gamers. Women are mathematicians. Women are scientists. Women are erased. #ScienceMarch https://t.co/czFBow2bUs
• Sun, 14:36: Today is brought to you by the word, SNOW https://t.co/Ys2u8aBLml
• Sun, 14:37: What happened to this breakthrough? Why aren't we now swimming naked through space? https://t.co/2I8fQSp5Lc
• Sun, 14:40: What's at the top of my Snowstorm Pile of TBR? Why @duchessgoldblat's books, of course! https://t.co/gch8UK5OuU
• Sun, 14:48: To all those experiencing snowy/icy conditions. Remember to walk like a penguin. https://t.co/rzi6i1mguh
• Sun, 15:04: Food Science is Great Science! #ScienceMarch https://t.co/BcbFxqZsWC

• Sun, 15:10: For those intending to make The Pilgrimage to @duchessgoldblat after reading her books https://t.co/TKyXhgHFqU
• Sun, 15:15: What if unicorns are actually the size of one's palm and we just miss seeing them, by not looking down? https://t.co/g0nyOvXNSa
• Sun, 15:23: This is in my pics from 1/25/15 and now I'm wondering if it was a real movie... https://t.co/zeHMPRzuNI
• Sun, 15:26: When I look outside at all the snow that's already fallen, thinking of the snow yet to fall https://t.co/OUi9ZTKVA1
• Sun, 15:27: When you're feeling blue, just remember that cat's have teddy bear toe beans https://t.co/gSeh2AeLgr
• Sun, 15:29: When poetry and mathematics meet, there can be only love #ScienceMarch https://t.co/nSdtO2Bwqt
• Sun, 15:35: Nearly two years ago to the day... snow's almost as deep, today (and it's still snowing) https://t.co/ggbOoQoVsC
• Sun, 15:45: The deepest the snow got, just under two years from today https://t.co/0mzJHqb6KC
• Sun, 15:51: unlimited llama potential https://t.co/FRizmpsfxP
• Sun, 16:20: When you're quiz results were the best ever #SquidGoals https://t.co/pluKLhwbiN

• Sun, 16:25: I know I'm a couple days early- but will y'all be my valentines? https://t.co/mo9hW0ErkZ
• Sun, 16:34: As the time when (air date for) The Handmaid's Tale approaches https://t.co/wo90vgjJhr
• Sun, 16:38: Pizza- one of the key food groups for scientists #ScienceMarch https://t.co/CrXm7NHJRu
• Sun, 16:41: When you realize the real reason you stopped drinking socially https://t.co/VU7249T5Rq
• Sun, 16:48: Remember when this happened? They're persisting. https://t.co/CPWPiAtRsw
• Sun, 16:55: The more things change, the more women are told to stay the same. No more. #ShePersisted #ScienceMarch https://t.co/Itph0s6LF9
• Sun, 16:57: That one time you woke up and found yourself stuck to the ceiling https://t.co/ufCdPeHc8r
• Sun, 17:27: Clarifying of the reasons when it's anxiety that drives our decisions https://t.co/P7WkZKhKsz
• Sun, 17:49: There is no winter, only Zuul https://t.co/jNKKda1VA5
• Sun, 17:59: If I eat these cookies, does that make me a cannibal? https://t.co/0AWyo2ulZh

• Sun, 18:40: RT @KurtBusiek: Non-partisan research study finds lowering taxes on the rich doesn’t cause economic growth. So GOP suppresses study. https:…
• Sun, 18:43: RT @CarriWeatherwax: https://t.co/wYoVwpY4kj
• Sun, 19:31: RT @Joannechocolat: Things That Are Not Elitist: Liking art. Reading books. Knowing history. Being aware of other cultures. Feeling compass…
• Sun, 19:34: RT @anamariecox: This is a real story from a real paper. Trump appointing ambassador to Austria based on his love of Sound of Music. https:…
• Sun, 19:45: When an abuser has you groomed and you're being abused, you're likely to show effusive "crush-like" affection toward them in public
• Sun, 19:55: RT @Jezebel: Yale to rename Calhoun College after pioneering computer scientist Grace Hopper https://t.co/viYV6kHuqj https://t.co/akLzFZYWtI
• Sun, 19:58: Bunny looking for valentines be like https://t.co/VW0mGvGbfw
• Sun, 20:05: The pot pie of punching nazis h/t @QueenKika https://t.co/KpYmLpPYWK
• Sun, 20:19: cc @krypt3ia https://t.co/42ymX6ICPn
• Sun, 20:32: RT @Bodegacats_: https://t.co/1lLKXD6G07

• Sun, 20:44: RT @hypatiadotca: I wrote a bit about the things I've found comforting to read after a breakup: https://t.co/USI1ZNK32o
• Sun, 20:48: RT @UnvirtuousAbbey: Via Bethany Johnson #ShePersisted (This is fantastic) https://t.co/D7VpKv5ugT
• Sun, 20:50: When 45 mistakes people shouting expletives at him for adoration... https://t.co/svyEW3Rwxx
• Sun, 20:54: Have y'all found @breaded_cats yet?
• Sun, 20:58: RT @SamSykesSwears: Humanity moves forward, even if government doesn't. https://t.co/2xh8eokAUi
• Sun, 21:08: RT @KurtBusiek: 8. Consumers drive the economy. Put money in the pockets of the middle class and the poor and they’ll spend it. Spending fl…
• Sun, 21:20: RT @LOLGOP: Voter ID is just a poll tax justified by nothing but bias just like all poll taxes. It's just a more clever one.
• Sun, 21:24: RT @GardensBritish: You are in a British garden. In front of you is a bandstand. The crowds are crying. The twilight is grinding its teeth.
• Sun, 21:26: RT @AliceDreger: My brain: "Go make chocolate macaroons." "No, too many calories. Take a nap." "You'll sleep better full of chocolate macar…
• Sun, 21:35: Someone's been naughty cc @krypt3ia https://t.co/4Mj8C4z1kx

• Sun, 21:37: RT @McJesse: I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂 https://t.co/VurY7DMJ1w
• Sun, 22:07: RT @Breznican: BREAKING: Trump advisor Stephen Miller confirms it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. https://t.co/…
• Sun, 22:20: Everyone who even thinks about repealing the ACA should read this first. https://t.co/PFbNr3q6R0
• Sun, 22:25: RT @SimonMaloy: we're all going to die https://t.co/ljmmPbL89w https://t.co/hh9IL2C4Zr
• Sun, 22:25: RT @ConanOBrien: Remember when the President of the United States was smarter and more even-tempered than you?
• Mon, 08:37: RT @flippable_org: GA-6 is just one of many special elections coming in the next 3 months, most at the state level. Here's our list: https:…
• Mon, 09:10: Live-tweeted reaction to SW-TFA (great reactions) https://t.co/GSCDfTZpx4
• Mon, 09:15: RT @QueenKika: They saved the fishies, I swear I might cry https://t.co/FkS0xATLd9
• Mon, 11:36: RT @RuthHHopkins: Vets are at camp and they are building structures for more vets to stay in. DAPL has been boring under the river for 4 da…