semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Tue, 15:37: RT @CuteEmergency: If ur having a bad day check out these pictures of Bob the Golden Retriever and his little friends https://t.co/A02Yaeky…
Tue, 19:05: RT @almightygod: Jesus identifies as male, but... https://t.co/0N8M0rQxOE @wonderella https://t.co/W99pZVJ7PL
Tue, 20:10: cc @VogonSenator https://t.co/K6CT1sU2R9
Wed, 08:56: You on LinkedIn? You should change your password. Like... now. https://t.co/joySQqI7EB
Wed, 08:58: Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension https://t.co/9ms7MajGNp
Wed, 10:05: Freeze dried mandarin oranges are great. However, when you reach bottom of the bag, where it's all powder, use a spoon & don't breathe.
Wed, 10:34: Be your own Toxic Avenger- by navel gazing & being empathetic simultaneously: https://t.co/rnHtDd1npH
Wed, 10:36: RT @GriefBison: "Once, men ran this world," said the eunuch outside the brand new Temple Of The Vagina, the day after the all-female Ghostb…
Wed, 11:00: An ephemeral symphony, filled with ogry blandishments for the ravenous, embonpoint crowd; it was prepared by Hannibal.
Wed, 11:13: Every day, we'll wake up & get a full-body spray application. Protective layer & appearance of youth. https://t.co/a4xptSsmtZ

Wed, 11:19: Real hoverboard is REAL! https://t.co/2l2j16SxrR
Wed, 11:33: Must see how many (other than the three I've already got on my list) of these qualify as Cozy Mysteries. https://t.co/iYcU48DXmD
Wed, 11:50: @deannaraybourn Clipart of a tee-shirt offered on TeeFizz today called Malevolent Gaze by Jehsee https://t.co/pFHkrIXxZO
Wed, 12:19: RT @alloverbeer: It's not just breweries that are being purchased. Craft beer is part of a larger trend. https://t.co/9s9M6K5SXo
Wed, 13:25: RT @HuffPostWomen: Here are the professional women emojis we’ve been waiting for (because "👰" isn't good enough) https://t.co/7nop2r83eL
Wed, 13:28: They're not "Lady Ghostbusters" or anything other than Ghostbusters. There doesn't need to be any caveat or added descriptor. Capiche?
Wed, 13:31: @krypt3ia *nudge* https://t.co/btqXDBzxWi
Wed, 13:33: RT @hwheaties: We decided that books are, at their very core, reflections of life that help us process through dark times, and allow us to…
Wed, 13:39: How many stories like this could be avoided if we attached no stigma to mental illness (in this case, bipolar). https://t.co/V2HNh60ULT
Wed, 14:13: RT @Fdy_Bin_Ysf: The silence from the cultural relativists is deafening. https://t.co/uPUlsNRxGB

Wed, 14:54: RT @Mooncatadams: BREAKING: Connecticut To Automatically Register 400,000 Voters https://t.co/DVu31faJb1
Wed, 14:55: RT @thinkprogress: Silicon Valley rent auction app looks to turn a buck from the nuclear meltdown in American housing https://t.co/wCUUs727…

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