semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Wed, 17:59: I'M GETTING A POEM PUBLISHED BY SAGE HILL PRESS! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Wed, 19:00: You're all going to have to let me know if my poem makes you cry your eyes out when it gets published later this year.
Wed, 19:04: Thinking about hiring catzilla to come with me to use nuclear fire breath on the person who was coughing juicily throughout today at work
Wed, 19:22: RT @SimonRoffe: Let me just PHYSICS myself out of this hole https://t.co/O2XnlwPbX6
Wed, 19:30: What kind of beastie hatches from obsidian eggs? https://t.co/yJsGMMxbPh
Wed, 19:34: CELEBRATORY ICE CREAM HAS BEEN CONSUMED & SUCCESSFULLY ASSIMILATED!
Wed, 20:17: My youngest sister's wedding is later this spring. This will likely be my dress (in Biscotti.) IT HAS POCKETS. https://t.co/WyQMmNDqOh
Wed, 20:21: Sis tells me that bridesmaids are in smokey pastels. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT ROBIN FINDS HOLY ARE SMOKEY PASTELS?!
Wed, 20:26: JFC. WHAT THE HELL DOES ONE WEAR AS "FORMAL DRESSY COMFORTABLE STUFF" THAT CAN BE WORN TO A BBQ BUFFET?! HELPMEHELPME! #weddingguestproblems
Thu, 06:47: RT @hypatiadotca: This thread is spectacular https://t.co/4DWmIaYOYv

Thu, 07:09: Gone. Gone. The water's all gone.
Thu, 08:08: Apparently, my car now tells me when it's snowing. https://t.co/tL3pgkh8Ik
Thu, 08:57: cc @barkybree https://t.co/qP8J8YTwC1
Thu, 10:33: I love this cup & saucer! Owls, FTW. https://t.co/OLeZodzsEG
Thu, 10:56: RT @susanlitelerner: On David Bowie, underage sex/statutory rape, & nuance. The world is complicated. https://t.co/o28bPKRo8T @TheMisreadCi…
Thu, 12:22: She sat, silently raining invectives down on her coworkers' perpetual hebetude.
Thu, 12:25: Assigned to a committee of coworkers to address ⬇️ survey scores on compensation/recognition. NO ONE BUT ME WANTED TO DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT.
Thu, 12:34: Alan Rickman, also 69, dies after battle with cancer. #FUCKCANCER
Thu, 12:35: I'll always fall back on carving my enemies eyes out with a spoon. Thanks Alan. #FUCKCANCER
Thu, 12:38: Iman, Rima, I am so sorry for your losses. I hope you are comforted by all of us grieving with you.

Thu, 12:51: Beautifully written article. https://t.co/aMZlZjhk2c
Thu, 12:52: RT @DelilahSDawson: I don't know how to live in a world without David Bowie and Alan Rickman, but I'm gonna start by being bold and creativ…
Thu, 12:57: Anyone else making up a "Jesus Fuck, These Other People Better Not Die Too" list right about now? *shakes fist at 2016, January, & cancer*
Thu, 13:01: RT @RachelFeltman: Listen to Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130 and weep, mortals https://t.co/WLbWa22xnM
Thu, 13:03: Strike a pose; the cats are weeping. https://t.co/qXXFcVyzj6
Thu, 13:09: Rickman as Tybalt in the 1978 film Romeo & Juliet. It's on YouTube & Amazon. You must watch it for me while I try to get back to work.
Thu, 13:16: Also: eyes, hearts, what's the diff. Eyes would be easier by far, hearts may be more satisfying if the death of your enemies is your goal.
Thu, 13:22: "Fish seduces and conquers." https://t.co/JEaAnN2Znn
Thu, 13:45: "We will have you in the end; be wise, and let the end be now." #page394
Thu, 13:48: Why would I not block you & report you for spam when you reply or QT to market shit to me?

Thu, 14:39: *emphatically* Yes. Fight, Flight, Freeze are the three fear responses. https://t.co/o7tbG9j4Lu

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