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Sun, 16:13: I'm watching what almost seems like it could be the unofficial prequel to all the Transporter movies. It's called Redemption.
Sun, 16:57: Who's going to tell me how cheesy Wing Commander is, as a movie? *hits play button*
Sun, 16:58: Who are these Killrathi cat people on space? Who? #WingCommander
Sun, 17:00: Oh my. This may have Starship Troopers levels of cheese! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:00: Noises in the void of space, FTW! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:02: Insane levels of cheese partially offset by amazing English & Scots accents. #WingCommander
Sun, 17:04: One merchantman against THE ENTIRE KILRATHI FLEET! What could go wrong? #WingCommander
Sun, 17:06: One mini-CD between us and total annihilation... XD #WingCommander
Sun, 17:07: Oooh! I haven't seen him since The Core! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:08: Was that other guy in Cleopatra 2525? Ha! I think so... Sweet! #WingCommander

Sun, 17:10: Getting... Sucked... Into the... Charybdis Quasar... Sir! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:12: Wait... Did they just broadcast a loudspeaker message (as if there was air in space)? Bwahahaha! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:13: Poirot! K-19 German dude! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:16: All the hot chicks are mechanics in this movie. And no one can think three dimensionally. #WingCommander
Sun, 17:17: LT BLAIR sounds like he's describing normal atmo jet fighting, like straight outta Top Gun. *rolls eyes* #WingCommander
Sun, 17:20: Sansay & Gerald: "Yo. We doubt ur cred, n00b." #WingCommander
Sun, 17:23: I HAVE A RING OF POWER, YOU FOOLS! NOW BOW DOWN TO MY AUTHORITY! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:27: Wimmins are better pilots... and then: MANIMAL! Wooooooooo! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:31: *super inspiring music for description of genetically enhanced space pilgrim* Erm. The spice must flow? #WingCommander
Sun, 17:33: Quasars act like black holes & eats suns in this movie, btw. Some theoreticians disagree. #WingCommander

Sun, 17:35: One single switch w/a green light & stealth mode is engaged. #WingCommander
Sun, 17:37: Yeah. Like anyone in a small ship & a transparent hood would let themselves float THAT close to an asteroid. #WingCommander
Sun, 17:38: And the asteroids are static bodies in space. *eyes almost get stuck in the back of my head* #WingCommander
Sun, 17:44: Why do they have handguns in arm holsters as part of their flight suits? IN SPACE? #WingCommander
Sun, 17:46: LISTEN TO THE PALADIN! PROTECT THE CLAW! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:48: Did Gerald just call him Mr Fuck? Bwahahahaha! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:50: In this universe, space ships are half carrier ships, half submarines. Auuugh! #WingCommander
Sun, 17:55: Oooh. It's the old "follow me in to landing on the carrier" bit. Ha! They said to get the nose up. #WingCommander
Sun, 17:59: *pauses to make dinner* Still have near 40 minutes of cheeeeese. #WingCommander
Sun, 18:35: Big ship hiding in the hole of an asteroid... Where have I seen that before? #WingCommander

Sun, 18:36: Shhhhhh! No yelling! Because sound vibrations can travel IN SPACE. #WingCommander
Sun, 18:37: Depth charges? Nuking every crater? Bwahahahaha! #WingCommander
Sun, 18:38: So. As long as you're far enough away from the hull breach, it can't suck you out of the ship? #WingCommander
Sun, 18:44: Wait. What? They lost their fuel? And the enemy has identical fuel cells that you can try & steal? #WingCommander
Sun, 18:45: Wait. I thought these were supposed to be cat aliens?! They don't move like cat aliens... #WingCommander
Sun, 18:46: Why aren't they just using laser light grenades? #WingCommander
Sun, 18:48: Super pilgrim powered chosen one will genetically conquer the statistically impossible jump & save ALL OF HUMANITY! #WingCommander
Sun, 18:49: Sorta like a cross between "Up yours!" & *smoking the cigar after uploading improbable computer virus* #WingCommander
Sun, 18:50: Why would a middle need to decloak? Aaaurgh! #WingCommander
Sun, 18:53: *touching moment where you have to abandon the woman, your CO, who you could've loved* #WingCommander

Sun, 18:55: So. The lever that fires jump drive is positioned in the fighter cockpit so that you could accidentally knock it w/your elbow #WingCommander
Sun, 18:56: And why do the little fighter ships have jump drives? How do they power the damned things? #WingCommander
Sun, 18:57: And now we will proceed to broadside the enemy ship like we're pirate's in the Caribbean. #WingCommander
Sun, 18:58: Why is the defense fleet hiding behind Mars? What the hell are they doing that far in the galaxy?! #WingCommander
Sun, 19:00: He's gonna drive those alien mofos into the arms of Scylla *flashbacks of bad Odyssey films*
Sun, 19:04: So. There's a guy that stands on the Admiral's bridge, just to open the door (from the bridge side.) is there a twin on the other side?
Sun, 19:05: Yeaaaah. Did you really think the protag'so girl was gonna get offed? That's only allowed to happen to his BFF. #WingCommander
Sun, 19:06: #WingCommander https://t.co/oflFUpzJ9K
Sun, 19:07: Oh. Thank goodness that's over. #WingCommander
Sun, 19:10: Can one eat a spoonful of Nutella like one would peanut butter? *decides to try it*

Sun, 19:13: Missile... I meant missile! #damnyouautocorrect
Sun, 19:39: RT @DeadLioness: They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding â¦
Sun, 19:42: So. The Americanized version of Shall We Dance sucks.
Sun, 19:54: Watching Anna & the King. Is that YOUNG MALFOY?!
Sun, 20:01: I do NOT remember... oh, yes, they cut out all the bad stuff when broadcast on tv. #AnnaAndTheKing
Sun, 20:57: I don't remember this movie being as dark as it is. Wow. #AnnaAndTheKing
Sun, 21:46: Made sautéed chicken, baked spinach cakes, and mashed butternut squash tonight. Used lots of white pepper. DH inhaled contents of his plate.
Mon, 08:39: Got a coworker of mine hitting me up for some of the cranberry sauce I made last year. Ha!
Mon, 08:54: Chart found via @hwheaties. Use &/or reference at your own risk. https://t.co/uyWrl2pOIl
Mon, 08:55: Do kerfuffles wear ruffles?

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