My tweets

• Tue, 15:37: RT @CuteEmergency: If ur having a bad day check out these pictures of Bob the Golden Retriever and his little friends https://t.co/A02Yaeky…
• Tue, 19:05: RT @almightygod: Jesus identifies as male, but... https://t.co/0N8M0rQxOE @wonderella https://t.co/W99pZVJ7PL
• Tue, 20:10: cc @VogonSenator https://t.co/K6CT1sU2R9
• Wed, 08:56: You on LinkedIn? You should change your password. Like... now. https://t.co/joySQqI7EB
• Wed, 08:58: Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension https://t.co/9ms7MajGNp
• Wed, 10:05: Freeze dried mandarin oranges are great. However, when you reach bottom of the bag, where it's all powder, use a spoon & don't breathe.
• Wed, 10:34: Be your own Toxic Avenger- by navel gazing & being empathetic simultaneously: https://t.co/rnHtDd1npH
• Wed, 10:36: RT @GriefBison: "Once, men ran this world," said the eunuch outside the brand new Temple Of The Vagina, the day after the all-female Ghostb…
• Wed, 11:00: An ephemeral symphony, filled with ogry blandishments for the ravenous, embonpoint crowd; it was prepared by Hannibal.
• Wed, 11:13: Every day, we'll wake up & get a full-body spray application. Protective layer & appearance of youth. https://t.co/a4xptSsmtZ

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