My tweets

• Wed, 17:59: I'M GETTING A POEM PUBLISHED BY SAGE HILL PRESS! WOOOOOOOOOO!
• Wed, 19:00: You're all going to have to let me know if my poem makes you cry your eyes out when it gets published later this year.
• Wed, 19:04: Thinking about hiring catzilla to come with me to use nuclear fire breath on the person who was coughing juicily throughout today at work
• Wed, 19:22: RT @SimonRoffe: Let me just PHYSICS myself out of this hole https://t.co/O2XnlwPbX6
• Wed, 19:30: What kind of beastie hatches from obsidian eggs? https://t.co/yJsGMMxbPh
• Wed, 19:34: CELEBRATORY ICE CREAM HAS BEEN CONSUMED & SUCCESSFULLY ASSIMILATED!
• Wed, 20:17: My youngest sister's wedding is later this spring. This will likely be my dress (in Biscotti.) IT HAS POCKETS. https://t.co/WyQMmNDqOh
• Wed, 20:21: Sis tells me that bridesmaids are in smokey pastels. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT ROBIN FINDS HOLY ARE SMOKEY PASTELS?!
• Wed, 20:26: JFC. WHAT THE HELL DOES ONE WEAR AS "FORMAL DRESSY COMFORTABLE STUFF" THAT CAN BE WORN TO A BBQ BUFFET?! HELPMEHELPME! #weddingguestproblems
• Thu, 06:47: RT @hypatiadotca: This thread is spectacular https://t.co/4DWmIaYOYv

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