Avast! I sight me some stage lighting! GAH!

I am duty-bound to report the talk of the New Orleans warehouse district last night: there was rejoicing (well, there would have been without the curfew, but the few people I saw on the streets were excited) when the power came back on for blocks on end. [...] The motorcade route through the district was partially lit no more than 30 minutes before POTUS drove through. And yet last night, no more than an hour after the President departed, the lights went out. The entire area was plunged into total darkness again, to audible groans.


Reported by Brian Williams and brought to you by me through Hoffmania.

*sick to my stomach*

Scary Ratzy!

*dark scary Palpatine-like voice*

The Power of Christ Compels Thee! Reveal Thyself Homosexuals!"

I just wish there was a way to put that pink neon sparking stuff around him like that Tom Cruise/Oprah spoof that was done a while back... (hint, hint)