Aug. 19th, 2005

semiotic_pirate: (Juicy Oranges)
Jack Links Jerky... anyone see the advertisement yet? I've seen it three times now and each time it becomes more disturbing. Basically what happens is a bunch of humans are running away from something, with a noise of a thundering stampede. All of a sudden one of the hind members drops, with a fluffy dart sticking out of his butt. The lights dim and come back on to show them all with tags in their ears, yellow herd identification tags to be exact.

All I thought was Jack Links Jerky IS PEOPLE! ARRRRGGHHH! flashbacks from Soylent Green and I was immediately reminded of a picture I took a while back of a freshly shaved sheep over at Uconn's Isolation barns.



And then, while passing the Abercrombie store in the mall... There was a t-shirt with that faded look that's so popular now on one the male manikens with a RED A on the upper left chest area, same font that Laverne from Laverne & Shirley used to use. Yeah. A red a. They must not have had that book assigned when/if they went to school.

Let's recap - Jack Links Jerky is People, and Abercrombie is shouting to the world that Adultury is Good.

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