semiotic_pirate: (ron growling)
Yeah. I'm up right now... though I've actually been awake since 3:30 AM when my cat woke me up with his "Meow? Meow? Can I come and cuddle? Meow? I might be hungry... Meow? Cuddle? Meow?" Needless to say this is my long day; first class is at 8 AM and the last class gets out at 4:45 PM, and then there is the homework group - even though as you all know from last night I got it all done already.

At least I won't be scrambling to get out the door today - I even packed up all my stuff last night and layed out today's clothing selection and accoutrements/electronics.

Good times.

Yeah Baby!

Feb. 15th, 2007 06:13 pm
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Okay, first something for all my gamer friends... I'm watching Billy and Mandy and Billy's dad is going through "phase three" and has a purple transam.... he points to the rearview mirror and says "Look at my fuzzy twenty sided dice!"

They EXIST!



Just before sitting down for a night of brain rotting tv goodness I decided to finally whip out the Dance Dance Revolution I got for Xmas. It was fun. A lot of fun. But I sure in hell wouldn't want anyone watching me playing it. I felt like a giant klutz... on the beginner level in workout mode. I think I'm hooked though. :-D

Good times.

Not as good as PJammer and [livejournal.com profile] crabbyolbastard had last night though... Hahahahahaha!
semiotic_pirate: (pirate chick - tattoo)
I got the following from the Hartford Advocate rant section... I busted out laughing and wanted to share the hilarity with you.


We had a deal, dumbass. You stay the hell out of the way of traffic and I will occasionally throw pieces of bread at you and your friends when I’m in the park.

But you decided to break that pact. You decided to wander haphazardly down the dotted white line that separates the exit 49 off-ramp with the far right lane of the interstate at 8 o’clock at night. That’s probably not the best place to be, seeing as how that would make you a black and white bird walking down a black and white line … in the dark. And what the hell were you doing traveling North anyway? Winter is coming. Go join all those smart geese that are flying SOUTH for the winter. Moron. Also, I don’t know if you’re aware, but you can fucking fly. There is absolutely no reason you ever have to walk across anything, let alone a busy highway.

By the time I saw you it was too late. All I heard was a thud and all I saw was a puff cloud of feathers in my rear view mirror. I’m sorry for hitting you, but seriously, use your head next time — if you still have one.


Cute, neh?

In other news, going to go to a birthday dinner later today... and before that, I get to trim the tree finally. Eggnog and roasted chesnuts may be consumed at this time. I am wondering though, with those of you who have had live tree experience: As the tree gets "older" after cutting, will the tree absorb less water over time through that cut? (Said cut was kept in water within minutes after felling and has been kept well watered since.)

OH. I am loving the Voyager marathon on Spike today. :D

W00T!

Dec. 7th, 2006 09:09 pm
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They're starting the Justice League next week! Hahahahahahaha! Excellent.


Yeah, Aquaman, the Flash, Green Arrow... some other guy, and possibly the Martian Manhunter, along with Supes. Still hasn't flown though.

Just taking a break from studying for finals. Gah!
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Especially since his is on his first away trip in such a long time... although since he is in midflight right about now he won't see this until later.

Warning: slightly big image from Sinfest Strip under the cut.
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He tried his best to hide
Rom bom bom bom bom

The Feds they came for him
Rom bom bom bom bom

They said he did bad things
Rom bom bom bom bom

They HOPE that he will sing
Rom bom bom bom bom
bom bom bom bom
bom bom bom bommmmmmmmmmm....
semiotic_pirate: (ron growling)
Just in from an LJ news bulletin:

As humans, we have a technological advantage over zombies. I remember reading somewhere that zombies love text messaging, but they're unable to do so because of their lack of muscle coordination. It's kind of sad, but fortunately for us humans, we've got TxtLJ (works with T-Mobile and Alltel now!), which lets you interact with LiveJournal via text message.

Consider this, you're at the park and suddenly there's a zombie outbreak. You're surrounded. What do you do? Call 911? Yeah, like they'll believe you. Under normal circumstances, you'd probably be turned into a zombie by now, but luckily for you, you've got TxtLJ.

Just whip out your phone and text, "postcomm.zombiekillers Umm...help, zombies are attacking me at the park" to TxtLJ (89855).

That'll post your message to the [info]zombiekillers and you'll be rescued in no time*.

*TxtLJ should not be relied on in a zombie attack.


Zombies
All of this talk about zombies has gotten me all excited and has me wondering...

How many zombies do you think you could take down before they over run you?

I don't know, I bet I could take down at least 137 depending on the situation. It'd probably be tiring after awhile and I'd succumb to zombitude.

Leave your answers in the comments or make it an exciting new post in your journal. Remember, my friends, just because there has never been a zombie outbreak in recorded history, doesn't mean it's not going to happen.

----------------------------------------------------------------

What does the Potter Universe call zombies? And really... how many zombies do each of you think you could take down - and more importantly - HOW would you do it?!

*reminded of the cool adverts for that zombie-killing (oxymoron there, huh?) video game where every object in the mall can be used to destroy the living dead. YEAAAHHH.*
semiotic_pirate: (OMG!  OMG!  OMG!)
I want this soooo much. It even comes in 17" size, just right for my NEW(ish) laptop, the Tablet PC... and I could get one in a different color for the OLD(ish) laptop, the Macintosh. It reminds me of that (and I cannot recall the movie I saw it in) little furry creature that is dancing around yelling all furry with it's mouth open. It might've been The Dark Crystal.

Yep, it was the Dark Crystal:


CUUUUTTEE factor of infinity. That and many more super-cool items can be found here at Barry's Farm, though the bags are made by Katie.


outside


inside


bigger better laptop bag instead of just a sleeve image! *drool*

Look - I could even have a cookie monster style sleeve/bag for the apple/Mac. Doesn't it look cute? Like it is getting eaten (macintosh cookies) by the cookie monster. Awwwww.

semiotic_pirate: (Dory with Squishey)
CoB found two more interesting links about George, apparently zi is a type of Horned Frog which is great, because CoB likes to say that he is (or ACTUALLY IS, excuse me)Satan. Hrmmm. Coincidence? I think NOT.

The Wikipedia link.

The other link.

The first is set up like a wiki entry usually is, the second is a more detailed site (really) with lots of internal links filled with interesting info, which has had CoB "hmmm-ing" a lot while he browses it sitting next to me. Yeah, right now.

So now we have a fish (the Oscar) and a frog from South America.

EMU ALERT!

Aug. 17th, 2006 10:22 pm
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First of all, I'd like to thank [livejournal.com profile] surelle for already posting about seeing emus, though I doubt she was referring to the escapees. Second, try to read the following article using the Crocodile Hunter's overly serious voice...




Errant Emu Captured After 6 Weeks
3:55 PM EDT, August 17, 2006
By DIANE STRUZZI, Courant Staff Writer



CANTON -- A morning saunter into the yard of a local family today ended nearly six weeks of freedom for an emu named Louise.

Since July, Flamig Farm has been on the search for two emus that escaped the West Simsbury farm after being moved from one field to another off of West Mountain Road. There had been sightings in the area, even chases and near captures.

But the emus have been elusive.

That is until 11-year-old Patrick Sullivan heard his dog barking, went outside of his Canton home and saw a "huge bird."

"I came running in to tell my mom and everyone else," said Patrick, who is the oldest of four boys. "They all came out. They were shocked to see this bird standing out in our yard. It was just standing around, staring at my dog and looking around."

Patrick's mother, Susan Sullivan, said it was about 9 a.m. when the bird came for a visit. Her sons went outside to corral the bird, which is native to Australia. While it's flightless, the bird can run as fast as 30 m.p.h. First the family tried to lead it to a shed at their Trailsend Drive home. But it got scared, Sullivan said, and ran into the woods.

They fed it bread -- Freihofer's wheat bread -- and the bird soon walked toward a swing set, where the brothers were able to secure it by cordoning the area with a rope. At about 11:30 a.m., Nevin Christensen of Flamig Farm showed up with four helpers from the farm's camp.

"Slowly I walked up with a bucket of grain. The emu was calm enough," said Christensen, who grabbed it. His helpers secured the bird's legs with a rope because the legs can produce a swift kick. And Louise was brought back to the farm by truck.

Seeing the bird being taken into custody was a bit scary for Patrick. But in the end, he said, he enjoyed helping out the bird and the farm.

"I kind of enjoyed it, that I actually helped out with something, helped them get the bird to safety," Patrick said.

"It's been a very good end to their summer," she said of her boys, Patrick, 11; Ben, 9; Matthew, 8 and Michael, 5. "They all said they'll now have something to write about when they go back to school."

Back at Flamig Farm, Louise entered the field with Christensen's other two emus. She "seemed sort of resigned," he said.

The reunion wasn't anything big. The other two birds ran up and then ignored Louise, Christensen said, adding that Louise appears to be fine.

One emu remains on the lam. Christensen said an emu has been spotted not too far from where Louise was picked up. It's unclear if people were seeing Louise or the missing emu, Christensen said.

"The saga continues," he said.
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Has anyone else seen the webvertisement for the new Bic Duo? It is a pen and highlighter in one. With a twist of your wrist, the highlighter will swivel down and envelop the ballpoint pen tip. Yeah, the demonstration video is pretty graphic.





"BIC DUO instantly changes from a ballpoint pen to a highlighter with a twist of the pen's barrel. Provides an effortless way to capture and bring attention to crucial information without the complications of a separate ball pen and highlighter providing a hassle-free writing experience. Yellow highlighter is refillable."
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Yeah, I had to share with all of you THIS most amazingly silly site. Although I have to admit I'm tempted to get this one, for obvious reasons:

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Apparently, the more friends a person has (as well as a full range of interests) the more complex the dungeon, the more stuff you can find. BTW: a cockatrice may look easy to beat, but they can turn you to stone. Gelatinous cubes are hell.

Latest adventure:
Read more... )

Eegads!

Jul. 8th, 2006 10:31 pm
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Okay, I got suckered into the explore the dungeon script game... Actually a lot of fun. It uses words from your interest list to describe items (The quaff of writing tastes like free will - I ended up with the Shield of Douglas Adams and the Axe of Recycling...) I've got my own dungeon to explore, it is rather funny, and I shall return over and over dying each time, hopefully not as quickly as I did this time. Heh

Read more... )
semiotic_pirate: (EZ-Bake Oven)
V may be for Vendetta... but C has always been for COOKIE!!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
semiotic_pirate: (pirate chick - teasing)
Wouldn't you know it...

What kind of disease are you?

semiotic_pirate:

semiotic_pirate is caused by Satan.




semiotic_pirate complex creates an unexplained obsession with paintchips.
To cure semiotic_pirate, act like a muppet.
Name?


I am so not surprised by this result.
semiotic_pirate: (spinning tardis)
Sometimes I hear people wondering why we do certain things, maybe this explains a few of those...


Wearing jewelry: Prevents evil spirits from entering the body (by one of the five orifices). Wearing earrings and painting the lips were talismans to keep devils away.

Diamonds = the best of all good luck bringers, possessing the power to drive off witches and prevent the wearer from ever going insane.

INSIDE OUT: it is lucky to put on an item of clothing inside out, although you must not change it until the time you would normally take it off, for the luck to hold.

BUTTON UP: It has always been unlucky to hook or button up any item of clothing wrongly (start all over again if you do); just as you should never put your left arm, leg or foot into anything first.

Any young girl anxious for a husband should get a garter worn recently by a married woman and put it on her own leg; a girl who puts valerian in her underwear will prove irresistible to men (Wales). It used to be very lucky for brides to be married wearing no underwear under her wedding gown.

Tying a knot in a handkerchief to remember something signifies a very ancient belief that that the knot was a charm against evil. Any demon nearby will be so intrigued by the shape that all thoughts of interfering with you will go from his head.

NEW CLOTHES: always slip a small coin into the right-hand pocket of a new suit or dress, to avoid being hard up when you wear that item of clothing. It is lucky to wear a new item of clothing on Easter Day, as everything old and dirty should be renewed at the festival of Eastertide.

GIFTS FOR THE HOUSE: Bread and salt (German).

The Romans would leave a servant on duty to stop someone entering left foot first (the forerunner of the modern footman).

EGGS: when you have finished your boiled egg, crush the shell or push the spoon through the bottom to avoid bad luck. This stems from the belief that witches collect up the empty shells and use them to go to sea and work spells against hapless mariners. Also, do not bring eggs into the house after dark as it is bad luck. The giving of Easter eggs and the use of eggs in all sorts of other festivities, both Christian and those held by other religions can be traced back to antiquity, when the Egyptians and Romans, among others, saw its shape as an emblem of the Universe. Painting eggs red at Easter is seen as good luck, as it is the colour of blood and life.

If a man's wipes his hands on a woman's apron he will soon fall in love with her.

WASHING UP: if you break a plate or cup you can expect another breakage before the end of the day unless you deliberately smash some other small item to avoid the bad luck.

'Wash and wipe together
Live in peace together' (America)

Coal (a symbol of fire) is lucky and small pieces were often carried in the pocket.

You will always get the best night's sleep if your bed is positioned in a north-south direction with your head to the south - this will ensure a long life. To be rich, point your head to the east; to travel widely, the west.

It is unlucky to sweep any dust or waste material directly out of the house, as this will carry the good luck with it. Sweep such waste into the centre of the room, collect it up in a pan and then carry the lot out of doors to avoid any repercussions. A new broom should always be used the first time to sweep something into the house, to symbolize luck.

The bright scarlet ladybird is a luck-bringer, probably because it is traditionally associated by its colour with fire. It is a sign of good fortune if one lands on a person's hand or dress. It must, however, be allowed to fly away of its own accord, and must not be brushed off. It is permissible to speed it onwards by a gentle puff, and by the recitation of the rhyme which runs,

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.
Your house is on fire and your children are gone.

The deeper the ladybird's color, the better luck it brings. The number of spots on its back are also important. The more spots...the better the luck!

To kill a raven is to harm the spirit of King Arthur who visits the world in the form of a raven.


In other news: NEW DOCTOR WHO TO BE AIRED ON SCI-FI COME MARCH (I think it said march anyway.)

Sneezing

Jan. 27th, 2006 08:56 pm
semiotic_pirate: (Day Dreaming)
Seeing as how I am "Rapid-Fire Sneeze Girl" I thought this rather felicitous:

Sneeze 'once for a wish, twice for a kiss, three for a letter, four for something better'. In Scotland, a newborn child is said to remain under 'the fairy spells' until it has sneezed for the first time. It was also believed that an idiot could not sneeze, so that a child's first sneeze was important. If you sneeze when talking you are telling the truth (America); three sneezes before breakfast means you will receive a present during the day (Germany); any sneeze is an indication that someone, somewhere, is saying nice things about you (Japan). It is very lucky to sneeze at exactly the same time as someone else you are with.

Hrm. People are always saying nice things about me! And get lots of presents! Always something better for me!
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Well, I will add one more warning - enter at your own risk. Beneath the following cut are links and pictures that will make your sides split with laughter and haunt you for the rest of your days. Mwahahahahaha!

Read more... )<a href="http://www.beelinetv.com/>BeeLineTV</a> </lj-cut> Yes, yes, you may comment about how horrid my cheesy sense of humor is... go ahead.

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