Coming to a Mall Near You...
Jun. 5th, 2005 09:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
semiotic_pirateI saw this yesterday while out and about running some errands. Thought it would amuse.
Alright, picture this:
You go down to your local indoor mall... as you are strolling past all the stores you spot something - odd - in front of one of the larger storefronts.
Step right up folks! A crawl-through display of the COLON. That's right, there is a larger than life representation of the colon, apparently in an effort to bring knowledge of the colon to all of us. How it works, what it looks like, (from both the outside and the inside - ignore the little windows, those don't really exist) important diseases that affect this area... Off to the side there is a huge posterboard filled with pictures and information about the colon. I'm not sure, but there could've been tour guides too.
And to top off the experience you can get your picture taken with... ::drum rolls:: ENEMA MAN! complete with a dashing cape and tights. That's right, the "common" enema has been transformed into a super hero. Yes, there were people actually getting their pictures taken with him. There was a girl's soccer team (young teenagers) cleats in hand, standing around with evidence that they were just finishing up a tour inside the colon.
I couldn't stop laughing. I wish I had pictures... although not of myself with Enema Man.
Alright, picture this:
You go down to your local indoor mall... as you are strolling past all the stores you spot something - odd - in front of one of the larger storefronts.
Step right up folks! A crawl-through display of the COLON. That's right, there is a larger than life representation of the colon, apparently in an effort to bring knowledge of the colon to all of us. How it works, what it looks like, (from both the outside and the inside - ignore the little windows, those don't really exist) important diseases that affect this area... Off to the side there is a huge posterboard filled with pictures and information about the colon. I'm not sure, but there could've been tour guides too.
And to top off the experience you can get your picture taken with... ::drum rolls:: ENEMA MAN! complete with a dashing cape and tights. That's right, the "common" enema has been transformed into a super hero. Yes, there were people actually getting their pictures taken with him. There was a girl's soccer team (young teenagers) cleats in hand, standing around with evidence that they were just finishing up a tour inside the colon.
I couldn't stop laughing. I wish I had pictures... although not of myself with Enema Man.
