My tweets

[semiotic_pirate]

• Mon, 15:37: RT @julian0liver: When an ancient metaphor gets an update (via @esdaniel) https://t.co/N7UI6JnmC6
• Mon, 15:50: RT @MrAlanCooper: The myth of management. https://t.co/rnyHZOBYlh
• Mon, 18:26: RT @ScienceNews: Three-toed sloths are even more slothful than two-toed sloths. https://t.co/PqX5o5hQkU https://t.co/AcUOEwTgjA
• Mon, 18:27: RT @heyiamlex: an entomologist ranks insect stings and i am horrified/impressed https://t.co/q90iv3Ufci https://t.co/4CQp3rjF0x
• Mon, 19:31: May or may not livetweet my hate-watching of #GodsofEgypt Stay tuned to find out, fair travelers.
• Mon, 19:33: Blood of gold? Does that mean those other aliens came and exsanguinated them for parts? #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 19:35: Giants, huh? Interesting... #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 19:38: I keep expecting there to be a Stargate... #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 19:42: They stomp march like Oompa Loompas. Oh my. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 19:55: So his legacy looks like a bloody sword thrust between two skulls? Lovely. #GodsofEgypt

• Mon, 19:55: Only a penitent man will pass. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:00: And he learned to drive a chariot, where? #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:02: Fancy digs for being in exile. Is it just a tomb? Hrm. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:10: Who's the cleverest mortal in Egypt? Yes you are... OH! THERE'S THE STARGATE!!! #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:14: The world is flat and the night is full of night-cloud sandworms. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:22: Awful. Awful CG battle is awful. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:26: All Horus needed to defeat Set was a good pair of sunglasses. I wonder if that's how it'll play out. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:32: Are you suuuuure it ends in vengeance? #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:38: What is your favorite color? Expected riddle of the Sphinx. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:40: Librarian Gods #GodsofEgypt

• Mon, 20:43: "I'm sorry that the corpses of my family have inconvenienced you." #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:44: And then there were four. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:56: When gods don't listen, and don't care. Well, now you know. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 20:58: You kingdom's fate is decided with a kiss. Or something like that. (Kull) #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:03: Of course he comes to kill his father. Blah. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:06: Devouring the afterlife? Really? Expect a bit of indigestion, Set. #GodsOfEgypt
• Mon, 21:21: Chaos. Thy name is Apophis. Uh huh. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:23: The death of your favorite mortal sidekick. Another lesson you must learn. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:24: You know what you need to ask. The impossible. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:25: Huzzah for true love! #GodsofEgypt It wasn't completely horrible.

• Mon, 21:26: Good deeds. Compassion. Generosity. #GodsofEgypt
• Mon, 21:28: And of course it ends before Horus can be reunited with his love. All for the hope that people would like #GodsofEgypt enough for a sequel.
• Mon, 21:29: I hope you all ignored me and instead frolicked in the moonlight.
• Tue, 11:31: RT @Luna_Pond: Have some caek https://t.co/pqYFi94y46
• Tue, 13:45: RT @DiscordianKitty: @the_author_ We live in a world where hurting a man's feelings can get you killed. Gee I wonder why women learn how to…
• Tue, 13:49: cc @kathrynaalto https://t.co/V2yjzbpY8w
• Tue, 14:20: RT @HeyPanels: It's time for a Dazzler movie. STARRING BEYONCE. https://t.co/KSmn1y18FT https://t.co/izAQU73Rn9