Writer's Block: Another day, another bandit

[semiotic_pirate]

Methinks I'd be named Kitty McAnthrew with a sidekick named Dagnabbit and an arch-nemesis called Chuckles Misanthrope. I'd always have to follow the money and rescue hapless people ignorant of managing their own finances...

Catch phrase: Dagnabbit! Grab that spreadsheet, set the tiller and hoist yourself over to my desk!

Alternate catch phrase: Would've gotten this thing solved quicker if it hadn't o'been for those stinking kids... Staring at the young goats as they munch on the spreadsheets.


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