My tweets

• Thu, 12:45: RT @Sorrowscopes: Pisces: You will finally meet the person of your dreams. They will smile like they do in the nightmare but today there is…
• Thu, 12:45: RT @Sorrowscopes: Scorpio: Good news. The growth on your forehead isn't a tumor. You are the last scion of the unicorn folk, and your horn…
• Thu, 12:46: RT @Sorrowscopes: Virgo: A non-Euclidean snow drift will settle onto your neighbor’s roof. It will call to you in your dreams. Do not look…
• Thu, 12:52: Shit. https://t.co/9JYjnSvJwg
• Thu, 12:55: RT @RuthHHopkins: ND police are fining folks for bringing supplies to camp. Please come up from the south through the Rez for delivery. Tha…
• Thu, 13:33: Samantha Bee! 🐝 https://t.co/bp4jhZU0TB that song in the second segment made me ugly cry, thanks. https://t.co/zspdl5cb0m #willnotkeepquiet
• Thu, 13:40: 🐝 team's coverage of the inauguration https://t.co/NbSIG8lk1s
• Thu, 13:49: RT @scottymwatson: NOT A SQUIRREL https://t.co/nYbshOCXDP
• Thu, 15:09: Boosting signal: Please come back @darth - you are our only hope https://t.co/7WdXDwpJJn
• Thu, 16:01: Pigeon is thinking of starring in the next Norma Jean Mortenson biopic. Screencap from submission video: https://t.co/G7ATp89gK4

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