My tweets

• Thu, 19:27: Fair warning. In about four minutes, I, @krypt3ia, and @barkybree will be livetweeting the movie #Stretch
• Thu, 19:31: If you like stories about chance, coincidence, and fate... #Stretch
• Thu, 19:32: Are you happy? Yeah. I'm breaking up with you *smile* #Stretch
• Thu, 19:33: Daily grind. Daily grind. Daily grind. Yo. #Stretch
• Thu, 19:34: This is the first time I ever saw Tinder being used. Wacky things you youngsters use to connect these days. #Stretch
• Thu, 19:37: Only the destiny you make for yourself is what works. Stop digging yourself in deeper. Put the shovel down. See life differently. #Stretch
• Thu, 19:38: Man cannot discern the difference between desert camo and urban camo. Sad. #Stretch
• Thu, 19:39: The Cossack is COMING FOR YOU! #Stretch
• Thu, 19:40: You're serious? As colon cancer. I have a better chance of shitting out a full-sized giraffe. #Stretch
• Thu, 19:41: THE HOFF!!!!!! *points at watch* *sunglasses* Punk ass motherfucker. #Stretch

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