semiotic_pirate | Jan. 26th, 2016

Mon, 21:29: @krypt3ia https://t.co/VLjxITFPOa
Tue, 09:03: Sorry. I can't attend your Jack & Jill. I'll be visiting my son's grave that weekend. (Answers you can't give on your RSVP)
Tue, 09:35: RT @Lyndsay_Kirkham: I abhor that I have to make a "safety plan" with my son when he gets home from school. This shouldn't be a consequen…
Tue, 09:45: RT @bromanconsul: BOY: I wish more girls liked video games GIRL: I like video games BOY: no you don't. fuck you. what's the length of Mario…
Tue, 09:48: RT @the_author_: It is exhausting, every day, to see what happens to women who don't meekly shut up when they're told to
Tue, 10:22: The nimiety of compliments and of doors opening before her was overwhelming. Nimiety as ZEUGMA.
Tue, 10:23: RT @etcet: So, my twitter did a thing.... @rudepundit @MykeCole @dril https://t.co/ffKMmsRm2f
Tue, 10:36: RT @JustinGuarini: My son wants to know why the Sesame Street characters don't help their friend living in a garbage can and I feel like I …
Tue, 11:07: There is no safe answer that resembles "No." https://t.co/a4wN9KvHJg

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