My tweets

• Thu, 08:13: I will win your subconscious. Your subconscious will win if you vote for meeeeeeee! https://t.co/JTjMK6ksbC
• Thu, 09:52: RT @TechnicallyRon: I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever https://t.co/DyspovLr3t
• Thu, 09:53: RT @benjancewicz: I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big. https://t.co/DBTK4BHSLw
• Thu, 09:55: Coo coo ca choo, duuuuuuude. https://t.co/OyF3Tctkwi
• Thu, 09:56: The Pigeon Abides.
• Thu, 10:18: Joe added a few adscititous bullet points to each slide in his ppt deck. He read each slide word-for-word when presenting. #FAIL
• Thu, 10:20: Texts converted to e-book format w/o a re-edit will likely contain scannos, and be summarily downgraded in consumer ratings. #FAIL
• Thu, 10:25: The effete woman made an effort to care for the community's young, thereby subconsciously addressing the inability in herself to conceive.
• Thu, 10:29: Employers who desire face-time & penalize ppl who stay home sick are doomed to the reduced productivity & infectious spread of presenteeism.
• Thu, 10:32: Today I was unable to weave a plush brocade of WOTD offerings into a single, definitive, demonstrative arrangement.

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