semiotic_pirate | Aug. 6th, 2015

Wed, 13:09: RT @ceejoyner: A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to fo…
Wed, 13:11: Updated Twitter app and discovered I had to RE-SELECT the option to never autoplay videos.
Wed, 13:14: Sandwich thin, 40-spice hummus, seasoned feta crumbles, & peppered turkey... these are the ingredients for a yummy sandwich.
Wed, 18:09: RT @SmithsonianMag: Now living in Washington, D.C., this bonsai tree outlasted the atomic blast http://t.co/ebIY5uBwGA http://t.co/9SGUMsou…
Wed, 18:15: RT @NYPDnews: Have you seen Joseph Woodhouse? Just separated from parents on S/B 4 train at Jay St Boro Hall Stn. Call 911 if seen http://t…
Wed, 18:17: RT @SavedYouAClick: San Antonio. RT @TIME: Here’s the latest city getting Google Fiber
Wed, 18:22: RT @mallelis: corn on the cob is a disrespectful bull shit food, it is the only vegetable you have to give a BUTTERED HAND JOB to before ea…
Thu, 10:58: Self-Induced Cake. H/T @GlendaBurgess
Thu, 11:47: RT @therealelp: PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES OF THE "BERENSTAIN BEARS" FROM THIS TWISTED, CORRUPTED DIMENSION. WE KNOW. THATS NOT THE …
Thu, 11:51: Wow. Well done. http://t.co/IVtJKxwKAg

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