Writer's Block: The Only True Question:

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One would think that with a name like semiotic_pirate I would automatically choose pirate. However, I am more complex... er, perhaps cheesy is the right word I am looking for. The pirate versus ninja dilemma has been around for a long long time (as one measures the nano-second binary existence of the internet). There have been movies made - with killer soundtracks! Hell, even NPR got in on this debate.

I wouldn't pick either or, rather, I would choose to synergize the two into one:

PIRATE-NINJA - SYNERGIZE!


Truly, I am not the first person to think of this combination answer. Hell, some people went so far as to further combine and improve upon the base models by creating the Cyborg-Pirate-Ninja-Jesus. No. I am not kidding.

There are people out there who doubt that this is even possible. And there is a long history of the Great Pirate Ninja Conflict. However, terms were reached to create a Pirate Ninja Alliance that is still holding. Don't you want to believe? Yes, here's the proof... Virginia, there are ninja-pirates, and they are to be feared. Reports state that their only weaknesses are chocolate, and the stare of Christopher Walken.

Maybe it is like that movie where the only way to unite the Vampires and Werewolves is to allow for the creation of the Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid...

Pirates versus Ninjas Continued:

All I gotta say is WOW! and Well done! This was an amazing Pirate versus Ninja effort. And it shows the hint of the peace compact that was reached not too long ago.

There have even been Pirate Ninja weddings.

More Pirate-Ninja Goodness...

This is the last one, I swear.

Your Score: Super Ninja-Pirate

You are 52% Pure Ninja, 36% Pure Pirate, and 84% Hybrid!

You are a hybrid, or a mix between a Ninja and a Pirate, although you're leaning towards the Ninja side. You are very stealthy, but sometimes you do missions for money. You are patient most of the time, and have a parrot as your only company (otherwise you're a loner).

Weapons: Ninja Stars, Daggers, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Guns (occasionally).
Special Moves: You can Disappear, Fly, Reflect Small Bullets, and Walk on Water.
Your fear factor: 85%/B

Link: The Ninja, Pirate, Ninja-Pirate Test written by bluemanrockss on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(bluemanrockss)

This is a great story about pirate-ninja-sheep.