Legend of the Corsair

What I find amusing is how few of the "women are [this way]" and "women do [this thing]" apply to me. Guess I'm not the woman I thought I was...

I once asked spiritualmonkey if he was embarrassed about the "unmanliness" of standing there holding my purse while I looked through the racks of bras. "Huh?" he said. "I figure it says there's a woman who likes me well enough to ask me to hold her purse while she shops for lingerie. Any guy who thinks that's a bad thing... well, sucks to be you, single boy!"