semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Tue, 17:58: Am suddenly struck with an urge to write cozy mystery stories about a protag named Shirley Holmes... Hrmm.
Tue, 18:12: RT @HEDGEHOGLYRICS: godzilla - with confidence https://t.co/1ULSktDmYm
Tue, 18:17: Available to watch via the BBC website from anywhere in the world come next week cc @krypt3ia https://t.co/2dQz07LEzI
Wed, 07:49: RT @whatSFSaid: Want some AMAZING children's/YA books by Native North American writers? Try these! Thanks @debreese for a fab list! https:/…
Wed, 08:02: RT @susanlitelerner: Two years ago I passed out from altitude sickness on one of these. Can't imagine what these poor people went through h…
Wed, 09:01: RT @Giania: Well ok, but bisexual means they'd still (never really) date u in an alternative universe where u aren't an asshole https://t.c…
Wed, 09:03: RT @dyrbert: My fellow white people, At no point did MLK say he wanted to be used by white people as rhetorical bludgeon against black peop…
Wed, 09:07: Watching Enterprise the other night (mostly new to us) Me: it's Klingons; they pay tribute to them DH: No *Klingons show up* Me: 😀
Wed, 09:09: I VOTE FOR PUMPKIN SPICE! #spicegirlsreunion https://t.co/ZzxVKjm1Hn
Wed, 09:18: RT @ferretthimself: Where Are The Best Donuts In San Francisco? Plus A Hipster Donut Rant. https://t.co/FZqkbHsMhZ (H/t @borderlands_sf)

Wed, 12:00: Every day, I wake up thinking this to myself "“This has the potential to be a rolling doughnut,”" https://t.co/ZoGhCY7Vha
Wed, 12:05: This is being sold in 4-packs as a mixer (likely for Moscow Mule et al) but it's really good as a standalone sipper https://t.co/oyhXooTYm3
Wed, 12:07: RT @jakeout: Deciding between a phone that explodes and a phone that doesn't support normal earbuds is like a metaphor for this election cy…
Wed, 12:09: RT @JoshMarvine: "The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes" is a perfect metaphor for this election.
Wed, 12:11: RT @JackDDelehanty: Galaxy user: hahaha no headphone jack that's so dumb Apple sucks they make awful phones haha- *phone explodes* https://…
Wed, 12:20: RT @m8urnett: Always remember the three main authentication factors: what can be easily guessed, what can be left in a cab, and what can be…
Wed, 12:21: RT @goldengateblond: NEWSWEEK: Bush White House Lost 22 Million Emails GOP: Three of Hillary's emails had little C's in the wrong spot ME…
Wed, 12:22: RT @sblackmoore: Aquarius: Today you will find your greatest joy. It involves a baseball bat and the skulls of your enemies.
Wed, 12:29: RT @thummprints: GUYS: my plane is FULL of every MaryK*y person in Dallas. I'm not joking. I have visions of aggressive mid-flight makeove…
Wed, 12:34: RT @thinkprogress: Chelsea Manning wins battle to get gender reassignment surgery https://t.co/m0c8Ei7fhV

Wed, 12:43: *immediately feels the need to wash my brain with bleach* https://t.co/1ekgB1vxSL
Wed, 12:46: RT @heyitsopus: If you’re a math teacher, a good joke would be to call the store 7-11 “Negative 4”. Then, when nobody laughs, cry in your K…
Wed, 12:55: @krypt3ia and https://t.co/HfdkWoZQfk https://t.co/3UQ6yUuysC
Wed, 12:57: RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: We have enough girls. We should try to have a boy. Wife: They're kids, not Pokemon. We don't have to catch 'em al…
Wed, 12:59: RT @CulturedRuffian: 'Hi, nice to meet you! Here are my germs and germs from everyone and everything I've touched today!!!' -Handshakes
Wed, 13:02: Ummmmm... Does that mean we'll also get a giant Pinhead, too? https://t.co/n1xRcCDp5F
Wed, 13:03: RT @SaintKrispy: Judging by the smells coming out of me, I assume that someone has unleashed the Cenobites inside my colon. #wehavesuchsigh…
Wed, 14:18: Preorder! Preorder! Your future self is calling & telling you to preorder. https://t.co/g15VcDdXbi
Wed, 14:19: RT @SarahZielinski: Healthy chickens need to play in a sandbox. Truly. https://t.co/pCQomu3iXp
Wed, 14:20: RT @sblackmoore: Aries: After breaking through the Earth's crust you will discover an ancient city of ghosts. Starbucks will already be the…

Wed, 14:22: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: You will be responsible for the explosive spread of the zombie plague. Seriously, wash your hands after peeing.
Wed, 14:22: RT @sblackmoore: Libra: You will discover a sunken pirate ship, but will be unable to tell anyone because the undead pirates will eat you.
Wed, 14:26: Art by @KerryCallen https://t.co/P5wYglyhJV
Wed, 14:30: RT @getnickwright: Cop correctly identifies man is mentally ill & not a threat. Refuses to shoot him. Gets fired for *not shooting him* htt…
Wed, 14:36: She was supposed to be the primary villain, but steadily got pushed out in rewrites due to expected toy sales https://t.co/uqkPwhL7lq
Wed, 14:37: RT @solikebasically: Neat how it's 2016 &mental healthcare is a luxury most can't afford. O to be the heiress to a duchy &have the opulent…
Wed, 14:41: RT @dancingpmkin: Barbie Girl - Aqua https://t.co/OqEitKkdIl
Wed, 14:41: RT @dancingpmkin: Birthday - Katy Perry https://t.co/n5iykCETjA
Wed, 14:42: RT @dancingpmkin: Birthday - Selena Gomez https://t.co/8iOpR5BQAH
Wed, 14:50: Nope! About ten years off. Though ppl typically guess younger, like this quiz did. https://t.co/Qt9FUJeyZ0

Wed, 14:57: RT @TheMichaelRock: I'd be a lot more excited to go to work if there was a Scholastic Book Fair every once in a while.
Wed, 14:58: RT @maassp: Guess who's bankrolling fight against pot legalization? The liquor industry, which fears losing market share. https://t.co/8Emy…
Wed, 15:01: RT @docrocktex26: We can have a health policy discussion all day, but what we're NOT gonna do is pretend a common upper respiratory infecti…
Wed, 15:02: This. Whole. Damned. Threaded. Set. Of. Tweets. https://t.co/yRj7sKMTl2
Wed, 15:06: This's the final tweet in that threaded set if you'd rather skip all the intervening comments on the first read thru https://t.co/nvh7Rxtr8H
Wed, 15:08: RT @atlasobscura: The commune in Ethiopia where feminism is the law https://t.co/LlNZWxC3AF https://t.co/HFVPSK7Ynl
Wed, 15:12: RT @NatashaVianna: My latest in @BitchMedia on teen pregnancy, reproductive justice and the Gilmore Girls. #noteenshame https://t.co/jAqYPy…
Wed, 15:13: cc @krypt3ia https://t.co/g8SNgDBxqg

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