semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Tue, 21:38: DEATH BY SHAKEY CHEESE! https://t.co/aiDY1tVSTn
Tue, 21:51: Early #WolWednesday tweets - part one. https://t.co/wdw01Hi0yq
Tue, 21:51: Early #WolWednesday tweets - part two. https://t.co/GaEY2Vc3se
Wed, 07:28: I figured I could acknowledge & celebrate #TowelDay by carrying around a towel AND by sharing this. https://t.co/f7ru1AZr3F
Wed, 07:30: In other, flatter universes, this honorable day is celebrated in a different way. #PRoTMR #TowelDay https://t.co/CnsG7EaKAs
Wed, 07:31: RT @redfacts: Thanks to the recent Elba/Hiddleston pics, I've solved the #NewBond issue AND invented a romcom I'd actually watch. https://tâ¦
Wed, 07:32: A reminder of all good things. #WolWednesday cc @SamSykesSwears https://t.co/4b7E0XzGeS
Wed, 07:35: RT @bekitty: It is the Glorious 25th! Wear lilac for Sir Pterry or a towel for Douglas Adams. Or do both, and wear a lilac towel, like I doâ¦
Wed, 07:54: As a WOL manager, I've learned that to prevent WOL Burnout, you must address the following six points. H/T @catehstn https://t.co/ZAvbqb9b9P
Wed, 07:55: Re: #WolWednesday https://t.co/TawFu8GhXr

Wed, 09:21: RT @dailydot: 'Nope' the anime: In which a girl with pink hair and blue eyes doggedly avoids falling into anime tropes: https://t.co/kNgmqvâ¦
Wed, 10:20: RT @serialboxpub: RT if you believe in the possibility of a Slytherin actually being a good human being. (And prove our friend wrong.)
Wed, 10:26: Got punted out of my headspace when I came across the term "big bird deboning facility" and nightmarishly heard the screams of Big Bird.
Wed, 10:29: BRAVO to Sanderson Farms for providing a child care facility adjacent to one of your processing plants. Please do the same at others!
Wed, 10:56: Tyler Morning Telegraph repub'd WAPO story: lede sounds like only being concerned w/athlete exposure to Zika at Summer Olympics in Río.
Wed, 11:09: Thank you Ferrett, for saying the things. Many of us are in the position of being unable to speak, safely. https://t.co/5RZKEZo6vO
Wed, 11:12: RT @CaelynEllis: Turning a beloved icon into a bad guy? Fine. Turning an anti-Nazi hero created by two Jewish guys into a Nazi? Not so much.
Wed, 11:15: Bwahahahahahahaha! You must watch this with sound turned to max volume. https://t.co/1NBVb9Qa1X
Wed, 11:59: No YOU feel like you're being purposely avoided by typically bubbly/nice out of state coworker while they're here for training.