semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Mon, 21:06: "Never take cookies or movie recommendations from hipsters." ~Dinozzo
Mon, 21:22: ZOMG that's fucking hilarious. Thanks Ferrett! https://t.co/uYaBjmjb9a
Tue, 07:23: Hollywood people- please stop getting plastic surgery to attempt to make yourself look younger. It's creepy.
Tue, 07:28: When I was a young child, I underwent a subtlety bypass procedure.
Tue, 07:34: RT @RalstonReports: How my daughter became my son: A love story. https://t.co/0Do0MsvWo0
Tue, 07:43: RT @UnvirtuousAbbey: Moses awaits the Word of God https://t.co/y6KZW8qvPh
Tue, 07:47: @kathrynaalto - garden design people, unite! https://t.co/eOVACU1Zlz
Tue, 07:50: Am now imagining @kathrynaalto and @DawnIsaac roaming the countryside, solving mysteries & garden reconstructions like Rosemary & Thyme.
Tue, 07:51: Today, my shoes are amazing. Snug, comfy, and shiny are they. https://t.co/htrO3I557H
Tue, 07:53: Wonders how many times during life a person named dawn hears a joke about rosy fingers....

Tue, 08:00: Huzzah for the Tasmanian Devils! Hidden pockets of diversity is so Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Tue, 08:39: @krypt3ia - we should so go! https://t.co/MDkHAsFhE6
Tue, 08:57: RT @DoctorSyntax: RIP Ruth, whom I never met but wish I had https://t.co/ZfKuTbaff2
Tue, 09:38: Nurse Kitty uses his powers for good. https://t.co/Wwgge5PzHS
Tue, 09:40: RT @sblackmoore: Aries: Today you will come down with a case of the Wellactuallies, forcing you to correct trivial points on the Internet l…
Tue, 09:41: RT @sblackmoore: Libra: You will discover today that coffee is not so much for closers as it is for those who devour the flesh of their ene…
Tue, 09:42: That doesn't sound in any way like fun. https://t.co/OC0DOPJ0Bm
Tue, 09:59: I love that my TL smooshed these two @BCDreyer tweets together. https://t.co/WmT55tGnft
Tue, 10:42: RT @marynmck: oh man. read this thread. (ht @katz @TroyEricG): https://t.co/VLMKHOPumz
Tue, 10:44: REMEMBER THE SHAKEY CHEESE OF DEATH! cc @krypt3ia https://t.co/ZjkTsm6NFE

Tue, 11:07: Do you want to know the story of The Shakey Cheese of Death.
Tue, 11:36: "Who's best known to white westerners as Cato in the Pink Panther" fixed it for you. https://t.co/tPWYVQWqwN
Tue, 11:38: RT @Histreepix: Stoical security guard watches over the King Canute of the road-sign world. 1950. https://t.co/Zke5lCGv4y
Tue, 13:43: RT @nandelabra: Vote for President. Now.
Tue, 13:45: #OrangeJulius has been getting awfully de-tinted, washed of all that brilliant orange coloring. So sad.
Tue, 14:25: With this 50 person reply & no char used for handles... I'm guessing they're not have many ppl use group DM chats. Plus: public! 🤔🙄
Tue, 15:02: Long, worthy read about what MCU is doing wrong. https://t.co/vvvF8AADkG
Tue, 15:40: Stop physically interacting w/the fabric exterior of my "workspace" - it's fucking distracting. You shake hamster balls in your spare time?
Tue, 15:54: Thank you. This validates my long-time estrangement from my parents. https://t.co/29FPFxjCOe
Tue, 17:44: RT @fyeahmfabello: Read this powerful personal account of how parents implicitly teach rape culture to young girls: https://t.co/Av6uDjAlkY

Tue, 18:12: RT @GoatUserStories: As a goat I want an open office plan so that you can interrupt me in the spirit of collaboration and ineffectiveness h…
Tue, 18:26: RT @Shape_Magazine: The femininst take on why America hates fat women: https://t.co/nzGDE05Oag https://t.co/oLGtJmoRFx
Tue, 18:34: @krypt3ia https://t.co/NRxS4OVtBB
Tue, 18:41: Looks of desire from baby marsupials? That's sick, twisted, and just Not Right. https://t.co/seO8au3x91
Tue, 19:20: RT @dondrennon: Y’all I laughed out loud. Worth your time. https://t.co/ns2xC1caLB
Tue, 20:26: TROLL BRIDGE VIGNETTE! https://t.co/aIKe89OS9Y GO. WATCH. CRY AT THE BEAUTY OF THE VFX #speakhisname
Tue, 20:34: Just got a bunch of hand exercise thingamajigs, including weighted putty and soft/med/firm jelly eggs. I like saying: IT'S SO SQUISHY!
Tue, 20:36: Are you prepared, EST? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS?