semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Sun, 20:33: BIG TEST: Eating Nilla wafers with Lactaid. I already tolerate their ice cream... Maybe I can go back to liquid too? *fingers crossed*
Sun, 20:37: I hope that I don't soon have a Kate from French Kiss moment, yelling "Lactose intoleraaaaaance!" as the night goes barreling toward day.
Sun, 20:38: RT @mazadohta: https://t.co/PQx0QoHzLf
Sun, 20:49: RT @snazdoll: CBS passed on the Sarah Shahi #NancyDrew series. The pilot tested well with audiences but was deemed "too female". https://t.…
Sun, 20:59: RT @thinkprogress: Left out on both sides, bisexual women are more likely to be depressed, anxious, suicidal - https://t.co/myWW6fXihS http…
Sun, 21:14: Uh oh. Bloating.
Mon, 11:25: RT @sblackmoore: Aries: In infinite universes with infinite possibilities how is it that every version of you makes the same bad decisions?
Mon, 11:25: RT @sblackmoore: Gemini: Today you will discover that the food from the BBQ place down the street is made from people. So that's why it's s…
Mon, 11:26: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: You will fight evil with your trusted battle bear Mojitos Johnson. Well, mostly trusted. Come to think of it, is he…
Mon, 11:34: @krypt3ia https://t.co/4PJ3ygMzDT

Mon, 11:40: RT @kashanacauley: Satan: I have an idea. Satan's Assistant: Go on. S: Let's turn "The Emperor's New Clothes" into a right-wing presidentia…
Mon, 11:47: これ完全に自分に酔ってんな（笑） (Vine by @S_Coochan) https://t.co/sI3RgST2Pv

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