semiotic_pirate | My tweets

Fri, 17:14: ISP Service #FAIL
Fri, 17:51: RT @sblackmoore: Aries: You will defy Friday The Thirteenth Law, having good luck until midnight, forcing the Dark Keepers Of Probability t…
Fri, 17:57: RT @sblackmoore: Cancer: You will be altered with the genes of the Aequorea Victoria jellyfish. Instead of glowing green, though, you will…
Fri, 17:57: RT @sblackmoore: Leo: Everything that can possibly go wrong today, will, even to the things that are going wrong, which will create a parad…
Fri, 18:53: If it talks like a duck & looks like a duck, but it's actually a platypus...
Fri, 20:27: Kendra... You disappoint us all. 😖
Fri, 20:52: Did she know how to use them? https://t.co/8Lw6GrpHDJ
Fri, 21:40: RT @FinsandFluke: Shell Oil Spill Dumps Nearly 90,000 Gallons of Crude Into Gulf https://t.co/IG3jThnboR via @ecowatch
Fri, 21:45: Hello me, myself, devourer of books, hello. https://t.co/LMWTfTHR9r
Fri, 21:47: Pizza DOES grow on trees!!! https://t.co/IBPzNri6H0

Fri, 21:56: Welp. @TWalk is going to be soooooo busy today. H/T @b4dhome https://t.co/inQ08tu7KW
Fri, 21:56: Meanwhile, earlier today, we learn about what happens when writers assume all things are sentient: https://t.co/EdCH6hsnlS
Sat, 09:49: RT @thinkprogress: The U.S. Department of Education will streamline the student loan repayment process https://t.co/5o9hdbjwiV https://t.co…
Sat, 09:50: Colors have been chosen with respect to their ability to cause retinal detachment. I approve.
Sat, 10:45: RT @flashember: *Wildebeest film crew clatters into David Attenborough's bedroom* ATTENBOROUGH: What the- WILDEBEEST DIRECTOR: HOW DO YOU…
Sat, 10:49: RT @flashember: How should a shark wear a purse? By @d_duhwit
Sat, 10:53: RT @schmittsteve: "Well, that's the last bit of water in the puddle," said the tadpole to the amoeba, "you take it.". "No, no, I encyst" t…
Sat, 10:53: RT @WheelTod: [Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'…
Sat, 11:54: RT @FoldableHuman: Trade, agriculture, and transportation are all based off a geography and climate that's been functionally static for the…
Sat, 12:34: I support trans people in using the facilities that make them most comfortable & enables them to live their truth.

Sat, 12:35: Ahem. @AliceDreger - check out this cutie pie. https://t.co/eZf3BPMoH1
Sat, 13:43: One company I do business with somehow is under the impression I'm visually impaired. I now get statements in size 20 font. o_0
Sat, 13:47: RT @RandomHouseCA: "Lord of the Flings" "Alice in Tinder-land" "The Old Man and Plenty of Fish in the Sea" #CrushOnABook