HALP!

Oct. 28th, 2008 09:51 pm
semiotic_pirate: (Cat Haiku No. 10)
I used to have the lolcat "icanhascheezburger" feed... the community here on LJ? Anybody know where it is or what the community name is? I can't find it! HALP!
semiotic_pirate: (Kiki's Gigi at Bakery)
My newest cat, Foofus, LOVES broccoli.

Go figure.
semiotic_pirate: (Kitty In Bowl)
found here.

cat haiku


You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

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In other news: Movie Marathon Theme - Before & After
1st movie - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
2nd movie - The Running Man

Note on running man: IS SVEN BEN'S REPROGRAMMED BROTHER?
2 of the "solid gold dancers" actually WERE solid gold dancers. hahahaha.

Went for a nice hike today on the Nipmunk Trail (blue), it was very icy and slushy and it almost washed out in one spot... and the stream was running very high. But, it was fun to be out there and walking with my sweety. Yay for walks in the woods!
semiotic_pirate: (kitty tp unrolling - evil laugh)
Earlier today I was mocked by my sweetie-pie Phoenix, (aka: Phoufus, Phoufikins, Phoufinator, and Pho-Pho) as he tore up yet another roll of toilet paper. He doesn't unroll it, he shreds it... and tried to do the same with the roll of paper towels. Lucky me. *snerk*

The following is something I found apropos of the above incidents through my friend stumble. All cat lovers will laugh and groan in appreciation for the wit and sarcastic of this list, yet know that the true nature of our whiskered friends are revealed therein. Enjoy!

Guidelines for Cats
Read more... )
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This treat was brought to you by James S. Huggins
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He sits there with his "Puss in Boots" look and convinces me to hand feed him little bits of mango... The first time he did it I was completely flabbergasted. I mean, any type of fish product I can understand, but fruit?

Plus, two of my cats (both the aforementioned mango-lover and another of my three) will clean a bowl like it's been washed if there is either pasta sauce or the gooey remains of a Mrs. Pauls chicken pot pie.

Cats are amazingly curious creatures, the trip keeps getting weirder. Loving it totally.




AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH...

I had a FANTASTIC interview today! It was for my first REAL job since starting school again. More real than any of my previous positions held over my lifetime. It was perfect! The kewlest thing about the whole situation is that if I get it - I still have to be approved and interviewed and rubber stamped by the Board of Directors - I'll have J.O.B. locked in and ready a whole YEAR before I graduate with my Masters in Resource Economics! No spoilers on where/when/what until after I hear, because if I don't land this job I'll want someone else to get it. The only semi-questionable issue that was brought up: because it is such a small "rural" area, for public relations reasons only, I would probably want to join one of the churches in town in order to bond with the surrounding community.

::does a happy dance thinking positive, visualizing, MAKING it happen with the power of my mind::

My sweety says: "Don't count your chickens before the eggs hatch." He is wise. I am idealistically optimistic. ::visualize, visualize::

Anybody have any peanut gallery comments or suggestions to make? x-posting second part (with additional commentary) to the atheism community.

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